Dear jazz singers,

Stop making shitty covers of popular songs! It's not good! No one likes it! Tom Jones was the only person cool enough to cover the Prince song "Kiss," so two mediocre jazz singers trying it should have been just out of the question. And doing "Jammin'"? Seriously? Jazz singing requires a level of enunciation that should preclude any reggae songs!

Stop it guys. Please.

Thanks,
Mike.

Dear KPLU,

See the above letter, and please stop enabling these poor deluded souls.

Seriously,
Mike.