Joe the Plumber: Don't Lay No Pipes

Samuel "Jose El Fontanero" Whatsaburger, on the subject of gaybuggery:

"People don't understand the dictionary--it's called queer. Queer means strange and unusual. It's not like a slur, like you would call a white person a honky or something like that."

Despite this mindset, JtP apparently no longer feels that the Republican Party represents his beliefs.