Thursday, October 02, 2008

Debate Notes

Palin is just talking about whatever she wants to talk about. You have to ANSWER QUESTIONS. Also, what the fuck is this about McCain not saying different things to different people? That's all he does!

Sound byte: "How long have I been at this, like five weeks?" -Sarah Palin

John McCain has an "all of the above approach" to climate change. Sarah Palin has one on reading magazines.

Alternative energy. This is where it's at right here. Go Joe!

Sarah Palin: Faux pas machine.

Joe Biden is (almost ) a rainbow hero. Sarah Palin digs out her lesbian pals. And he really threw her off trying to make her say there'd be no practical difference between gay and straight couples.

"Um..."

The "I respect you for that" thing is a good jab, but he's punching back even harder.

Can't stand "which is better/which is worse" questions. Fuck you dichotomy!

Great foreign policy answer by Biden. He rips.

STOP SAYING NUCULAR!

The Castro Twins, they look the same! Good gowd.

Christ, here we go with the "hate America" refrain.

Hitting the Spain thing! Woo!

Aw, we both love Israel!

We can't change if we criticize the Bush administration!

"Would you ever use nuclear weapons?" "NO ONE ELSE CAN HAVE THEM!"

Hey, she asked to change the topic this time!

Wow, that was an epic sigh by Joe Biden (who referred to himself in the third person, by the way)

Sarah, it's so obvious that you're a Washington outsider.

He knows what evil is!

They're a team of mavericks! Like from Dallas?

So what the fuck is this with saying you can't change if you criticize Bush? SERIOUSLY WHAT THE FUCK! Change is not arbitrary you stupid SAOIRJSDOF ;

She's watched Schoolhouse Rock now. Good to know.

Biden attacks the Man Sized Safe. Go Joe!

Diverse support for McCain: Lieberman, Giuliani, Romney. Three northeastern neocons?

Boom! Hit that maverick nonsense!

And of course the media is so unfair to her. God, this was basically just what I wanted it to be.

To be fair, Joe, in retrospect 2000 was actually way more important. Look what it's accomplished. Otherwise, amazing job.

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